Episode 30 – Time Remains A Flat Circle

There’s a handful of stories for you today, from the biggest dipshits in the pundit class to the second wave of COVID surging around the globe. BUT, also, did you guys see that video of Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s personal trainer knocking out a rep in front of her casket? Dudes Rock. 

Episode 29 – Florida Man Part II

we’re going to Disney WOrld!!!!! Well, eventually, anyways. It’s Florida, Part II! Cuba, Cape Coral, The Villages and Mammon Mouse all get the classic Casey Jones treatment.

Episode 28 – The 18th Brumaire of Louis Napoleon

On the latest edition of CJP, we learn history so you don’t have to! Matt, Ian and Josh talk about Louis Napoleon, and Karl Marx’s shitpost about his rise to power.

Episode 27 – Florida Man Part 1

Part one of our total examination of Florida – the true king of awful American states. Dealing mostly with colonialism Matts Keller and Dearing, Ian, and Josh decide that the only thing holding America back from greatness is our unwillingness to burn St. Augustine to the ground.

Episode 26- Retro-Futurism, Utopia and Dystopia

Today’s episode is going to focus on Retro-futurism, which is our after the fact classification of old speculative, or science, fiction. Like the concept of the future itself, retro-futurism is a constantly evolving term that eventually includes just about any piece of literature that dares to imagine a future. Another crucial lens of analysis that

Episode 25 – Commodity Fetishist

For our show on commodity fetishism, Matt Keller and Dearing, Ian, Josh, and new guest Wolfgang dive into the most severe and entrenched forms of mania that should give full view to the insidious nature of capitalist fetishism.

Episode 24 – Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Episode 23 – Elon Musk Machina

Matt, Josh, Andy and Ian gather round and gawk at Elon Musk’s latest incredible foray into science-fact with Neuralink. Before that, Transhumanism and the singularity.